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Lestrade: Thank you.

Sally Donovan: You've got to stop him doing that. He's making us look like idiots.

Lestrade: If you can tell me how he does it, I'll stop him.

 

Mike Stamford: John! John Watson! Stamford, Mike Stamford. We were at Barts together.

John Watson: Yes, sorry, yes, Mike, hello.

Mike Stamford: Yes, I know, I got fat.

John Watson: No, no.

Mike Stamford: I heard you were abroad somewhere getting shot at. What happened?

John Watson: I got shot. Are you still at Barts then?

Mike Stamford: Teaching now, yeah, bright young things like we used to be. God, I hate them. What about you, just staying in town till you get yourself sorted?

John Watson: I can't afford London on an Army pension.

Mike Stamford: Couldn't bear to be anywhere else. That's not the John Watson I know.

John Watson: I'm not the John Watson.

Mike Stamford: Couldn't Harry help?

John Watson: Yeah, like that's going to happen.

Mike Stamford: I don't know, get a flatshare or something?

John Watson: Who'd want me for a flatmate? What?

Mike Stamford: You're the second person to say that to me today.

John Watson: Who was the first?

 

Sherlock Holmes: How fresh?

Molly Hooper: Just in. 67, natural causes. Used to work here. I knew him, he was nice.

Sherlock Holmes: Fine. We'll start with the riding crop.